1. Why doesn't Judge Judy start blogging? I'm pretty sure she has a lot to say and I'm VERY sure I'd like to hear it.
2. Guacamole. As in, "Where can I get really good guacamole in the city?"
3. I think it'd be fun if you made it your goal tomorrow to put everybody you know in a really bad mood. And I mean genuinely try to upset them. I'm for sure gonna try it!
That's all. You can go now. Congratulations on reading this blog, dumbasses. If you're still not satisfied or you're just fuckin' stupid, here's a picture you can look at for a while 'till you get off your ass and do something:
This is James Van Der Beek. He's crying because he's useless.