Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Tips on Slowly Becoming an Aging Woman

Wow. I've only been 23 for a few sexy hours and already I feel so different. For instance right now I'm writing about being 23. I couldn't do that yesterday. CAN YOU EVEN WRAP YOUR SMALL MIND AROUND THAT? I can't believe that a year ago today I was like "Wow! 22! That's a lot!" How could I have known that 23 was just one year away. Anyway, today is my birthday and I want to put a couple things out there.

1. I'm with Jeffery right now and he just pointed out that Rob Marshall's face is weird.
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2. Take this in.
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3. I always make a resolution on my birthday. Last year it was to eat more vegetables and wear headphones when watching porn. This year I want to really challenge myself though. Which is why I'm starting a new project called "A DOODLE A DAY" wherein I'm going to doodle one picture and post it here every day until November 25th 2010! I'm starting today. I'll post my first doodle later.

Also, happy birthday to my friends Matt Sigl, Murray Hill, and Christina Applegate.

9 comments:

Ryan said...

I can only hope that when I turn 23, I'm half as successful, happy, and old as you are right now.

His Awsomeness said...

Have fun at 23 cause 24 is a bitch!

GavinR said...

Happy Appleday, Colegate!

IndySkye said...

Happy Birthday! I used to use headphones too when I lived in an apartment. Now I live in my own home, although I still keep the sound down. I think the headphones are better though because you can crank it up. The auditory indicators of the sense of being unimaginably fulfilled are an important part of the enjoyment of good video of an adult nature.

Foie Gras Lover said...

Your cheeky finger looks older than 23 in the photo - it must have been round the block many times.

Gary said...

I still want Rob Marshall to adopt me. He seems to make purely awesome films!

MELVIN said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

LANCE* said...

23 and 24 were fun and i thought i was an old bitch.... 25 smacked me in the face!

JR said...

i confess the sin of being late in wishing you a happy birthday. But it probably doesn't mstter since you don't know my ass anyhow. My ass sincerely wishes youy a happy belated birthday though. No, really.