Thursday, December 31, 2009

New Year Blog.

This is me picking out a cookie at Amy's Bread earlier this year. Photo taken by Earl Dax.


Dear Loyal Servants,

You probably won't be surprised when I tell you I'm writing this entry from a hot air balloon right now. That so fits my character and who I am, right? As I type this I'm above 68th St. and Broadway where Kerri Russell is running out of the Food Emporium carrying what looks like a hundred boxes of Jello Chocolate Pudding. Oh, she's being chased by a clerk! He looks pissed! She's screaming something at him. She just shouted, "You can't catch me! I got all the magic puddings!" Oh... someone just pummeled her. Yeah... she's down. Kerri Russell's down; they got her.




Wow! The year 2009 just keeps on giving, doesn't it? I'd like to recap my year for you, but I won't. In short, it included a new career, some good face-time on TV, and Patti LuPone. Not too shabby for someone who's beat the shit out of a toddler. But my stomach is sore now and I'd like to put the computer down in time for when the balloon passes over those chairs in Times Square. I'm going to take a hot dump on the crowd below. Happy New Year!!!

America's Own,
Cole Escola


Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Monday, December 28, 2009

Sunday, December 27, 2009

A Doodle A Day #033

A Note on this Doodle:

For those of you who hang on my every word, you'll remember that a while ago I had a dream in which Ruth Gordon said to me "Being happy is not the same as having fun." Well, I was flipping through my dream/idea/to-kill-list journal and I also wrote down she told me "invest in love." Hence this sketch.


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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Friday, December 25, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

A Doodle A Day #029

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Side Note: Yesterday's doodle (#028) posted to my blog beneath the previous day's (#027). I don't know what happened. It seems there was either a glitch in the system or the infidels have succeeded in their terrorist attack on my blog. DAMN YOU! I'll fix it later when I feel like it.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Friday, December 18, 2009

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009

A Doodle A Day #017

The Tortise and the Hare

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

A Doodle A Day #015

THE SADDEST SIDE OF NECROPHILIA


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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Monday, December 7, 2009

A Doodle A Day #013

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In this whimsical tale of friendship and heart, writer Joan Didion teaches Bobo, an infant giraffe without any spots, how shifting the structure of a sentence can alter its meaning. In return, Bobo teaches Didion how to smile and wear color. Check your local bookstores this Valentine's Day!

Canned Food Drive

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Saturday, December 5, 2009

A Doodle A Day #011

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OMG! How pissed would you be if you were that hamburger?!

Friday, December 4, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

A Doodle A Day #009

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The Hatching of Bernadette

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Tuesday, December 1, 2009